{"id":14,"date":"2015-07-24T15:19:56","date_gmt":"2015-07-24T15:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cats.vttoth.com\/?p=14"},"modified":"2015-07-26T17:10:00","modified_gmt":"2015-07-26T17:10:00","slug":"tallying-the-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cats.vttoth.com\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"Tallying the cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Below\u00a0is a summary of the number of cats Mr. Harper will need to adopt to atone for the political sins of his government.<\/p>\n<style>\n.CATS\n{\n\tfont-family: sans-serif;\n\tborder-collapse: collapse;\n}\n.CATSRate\n{\n\ttext-align: right;\n}\n.CATSSum\n{\n\ttext-align: right;\n}\n.CATSSum, .CATSSummary, .CATSsr\n{\n\tborder-top: 1px solid black;\n\tmargin: 0;\n\tpadding: 0;\n\tpadding-left: 5px;\n\tpadding-right: 3px;\n\tfont-weight: bold;\n}\n.CATStr, .CATSPost, .CASRate\n{\n\tmargin: 0;\n\tpadding: 0;\n\tpadding-left: 5px;\n\tpadding-right: 3px;\n}\n.CATShr, .CATSPostth, .CATSRateth\n{\n\tborder-bottom: 1px solid black;\n\tmargin: 0;\n\tpadding: 0;\n\tpadding-left: 5px;\n\tpadding-right: 3px;\n}\n.CATSPostth\n{\n\tmin-width: 300px;\n}\n.CATSRateth\n{\n\tmin-width: 100px;\n\ttext-align: right;\n}\n\n<\/style>\n<table class='CATS'>\n<tr class='CATShr'><th class='CATSPostth'>Post<\/th><th class='CATSRateth'>Cats<\/th><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=11'>Bill C-51<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>9.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=34'>Canada Post home delivery<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>6.75<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=48'>Copyright modernization<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>7.50<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=96'>Destruction of libraries<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>9.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=101'>Disenfranchised expats<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>3.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=64'>Dishonest ads<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>8.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=81'>Ebola travel ban<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>5.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=60'>Harper's economy<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>9.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=135'>Helping Republicans<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>9.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=107'>Monster omnibus bills<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>9.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=119'>Muzzling scientists<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>9.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=104'>Old stock Canadians<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>7.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=54'>Refugee health care<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>9.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=19'>The \"Fair Elections Act\"<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>4.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=128'>The CBC<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>9.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=125'>The Experimental Lakes<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>8.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=115'>The long form census<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>7.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=69'>The right to travel<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>9.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=132'>Two-tier citizenship<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>9.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATStr'><td class='CATSPost'><a href='http:\/\/catsforharper.ca\/?p=86'>Victims of Communism<\/a><\/td><td class='CATSRate'>6.00<\/td><\/tr>\n<tr class='CATSsr'><td class='CATSSummary'>Total for 20 posts:<\/td><td class='CATSSum'>152.25<\/td><\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>We hope that Mr. Harper finds it in his heart to establish a cat sanctuary for (at least) 152.25 cats after he retires from politics. 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